Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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Chapter 9: "Living"

XX: konty?

Konty: Dad? 0_0

XX: Where the hell are you ?!!!!

Konty: amm then, look! A cat in a tree, I'll download it, then call you

XX: good but if you call me tonight I'll tell the police ¬ ¬

Konty hung

Konty nervous: the best thing is that my dad ¬ ¬

police

Mike: that all parents are cops? D:

Konty: JOE JACKSON IS POLICE ???!!! O_O

Mike: (calm) No, why?

Konty: -.-

Mike: Well, it's time for us to go to my house

The 3: * _ *

jumped into a limo and arrived at the new home of michael [not ¬ ¬ mansion say]: Just came running down the girls are very excited, going through the front door

Mike: ehh ¬ ¬ if you can pass no problem

The 3: * _ * nice house that

The 4 walked almost the entire house and sat in the kitchen

Mike: Well, Stay here and go to see rooms

The 3: ok Michael

was

Valu-that Michael is a son of her aunt, looking at the house that has * _ *

Konty: he deserves it: 3

Valu: of course not! "Very large nest for the bird which is"

Katy: I did not come with the phrases of Grandma D: ¬ ¬

again

From the other room

Mike: Katy comes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

running to where the mike and see it standing in front of a white horse with big black spots

Katy

hell o_O Mike: VALERIAAAAAAAA!

From the kitchen

Valu: QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

From the other room

Mike: DOES THIS HORSE IN MY ROOM!! D:

Valu: IMPOSSIBLE! KONTY IS ME!!

Konty: ¬ ¬

Both

go where mike and katy were

Konty: AH! A COW! D: (behind Mike) Mike

: not a cow -.- -.-

Konty (sale) ahh, is a horse ^ ^

Mike: you're afraid of cows? O_o

Konty: si = S

Katy: You're an idiot

Konty: ¬ ¬

Mike: That will bring consequences

Konty: like that? = S

Katy: When you marry and your husband give away a stuffed cow threw it over his head ...

Mike: ... kill him and you will be widowed ee

Valu ... therefore you will be unhappy ... and no ...

Konty: ehh ¬ ¬ thanks for your support towards my future, not that you would not

The 3: D

Mike: Hey! Put it more emphasis on the situation! THERE'S A HORSE IN MY ROOM!

Valu: How did you know that the horse was a female?

Mike: It is not uncommon for mares are female Valu

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬

sushi konty: No! That as you realize that the horse is female so fast? The

3: o_O

Mike: I got that just tried to lick my face, and I am a man

Valu: encerio?? O_O

Mike: yes, I did! (Valu interrupts)

Valu: encerio you man ???!!! O_O

Mike: ¬ ¬ as I said ... there is obviously a female!

Katy: No! Maybe it's a gay horse

Mike: -.-

Katy: the point, as we draw?

Mike: yo yo yo! ee room service

Valu: you have that in your own home ???!!!

Mike: if ^ ^

Katy: since when?

Mike: (seriously) from now on! (Takes the phone)

Valu: ya?!

Mike: Yes, right now

Valu: sushi ¬ ¬

Mike

numbers and mark a short time an employee appears

Employee: If Mr. Jackson

Mike: what makes a cow in my room? ¬ ¬

Konty: ee horse

Mike: that

Employee: and you want to do?

Mike: So take him out!

Employee: who?

Mike: A COW! D:

Konty: Katy

ee horse: mare ee

Employee: You'll be the mare Katy

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ = O

Mike: horse, horse, cow, whatever! Elevate!

Employee: sorry but I can only be requested for HUMAN PROBLEMS

Mike, and I think I am?! ¬ ¬

Katy: a "human problem" in effect

ee

Mike: ¬ ¬ lady tell me me then!

Valu: gay ee

Mike: Do not call me gay ¬ ¬

Valu: homosexual? Mike

^ ^: ¬ ¬ (the employee) that believes that is the question!

Employee: Cow

Konty: horse -.-

Katy: HORSE (with every intention looking at the employee) Employee

: ¬ ¬

Mike: not a matter of the cow! It's mine!

Employee: as you pull it out! ¬ ¬

Mike: I came face Mcdonald farmer? ¬ ¬

Valu: no, gay

Konty: it's horse!

Katy: mare!

Mike: o_O

Konty and katy: losiento. _.

Mike: to remove the animal lady! D:

Employee: I'm no lady!

Katy's mare! Employee

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ ... like I said, I can only be requested (mike interrupts) Mike

(arto) AS "REQUEST" THE HORSE NOT GO HERE!

Employee: not my thing!

Katy who?

Employee: Katy

horse: mare ¬ ¬

Employee: this girl is cursing me today! (To mike) Mike

: (Imitating his voice) "is not my business" ¬ ¬

Employee: (angry) because mine either!

Mike: I do not care! YOU ARE HERE FOR MY BUSINESS, so here or remove COW OR THE DISMISSAL !

EMPLOYEE: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!

Mike: -.- (more than arto) I can not continue with this mare here! ¬ ¬

Katy (the employee) and heard, fences

Employee: Mr. Jackson = O!

Mike: I do that?! I do not get into your problems!

Employee: the problem was not the horse?

Mike: now -.- I understood .... Elevate!

Employee: who?

All: -.-

Katy: ¬ ¬ did not think science had so much ¬ ¬

Valu: for the "horse, cow, horse "!!!!

Employee: (to mike) you remove a man!

Mike (crazy) I AM I AM NOT GAY MAN! D: (out of proportion)

Katy and cow and horse riding ... ee

Mike: = O ¬ ¬ (furious) ENOUGH! You're fired!

Employee: Who, me?

Mike: NAAA, ps cow! OBVIOUS YOU! Get out ¬ ¬

Employee: = O ANIMAL !!!!! ¬ ¬ (Leaves)

Mike: YOUR GRANDMOTHER! ¬ ¬

The 3: MICHAEL!

Mike: what? . _.

Konty: xD will not mistreat animals

The phone rings and answers mike screaming

Mike: EVIDENCED NOT REMOVE COW! Janet

: o_O mike? Mike

(calms) ah ... janet, losiento. _.

Janet: I see you did not do well on your first day in the house, you cried?

Mike: I fired an employee. _. Janet

: o_O oh! Too bad you are!

Mike: bad? JANET! THERE IS A ¬ ¬ HORSE IN MY ROOM! Janet

: MICHAEL! o_O I told you chose it to your girlfriends!

Mike: = T_T

or Malpensa

Janet: (laughs) You're gonna tell me that there is a horse in your room?

Mike: if ¬ ¬ and seems to be gay

Janet: o_O these things only happen to you mike you

Mike: I know. _.

Janet: Well, I'll call tomorrow to see something ^ ^

Mike: that thing? Janet

: go to a field (mike interrupts) Mike

: NO MORE COWS! D:

Janet: Oh? O_O ... well ... I'll get ready for you tomorrow morning, bye Mike hangs

Mike

phone: adios. _.

Valu: wave to say "goodbye" is that you say before cutting

Mike: konty ...

Konty:

tell Mike: that's afraid of cows, is it contagious? = S

Konty: o_O

continue ee

will happen to the "horse, cow horse? There

ee cows in the field? ee

Everything in the next chapter ee

Bye!

^ ^ Ps: guys do not kill cows, eat vegetables xD

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