Friday, December 31, 2010

Iron Indoor Bunny Cage

Chapter 14: "Na-da" Chapter


John: hahahahahahahaha XD oh
faces
Kati: wtf ?
John: Let that support neither a joke? xD
Mike: If it were not for that I am in the middle of the road, trying to resolve a bloody kidnapping and being the likely murderer of a cow when I'm vegetarian .... ¬ ¬ I hit
John: ami? Well, why? I saved your life! D:
Mike: what time?
John: When you kidnap brother -.-
konty
Mike: ahhhhh! Yes!
John: I remember? : D
Mike: no. _.
John, ran away with me remember? D: D you must remember: we
Mike: I?
John: If
Mike: you?
John: If
Mike: escaped?
John: Yes ...!
Mike: santi?
John: yes? And remember?
Mike: I think: /
John: I know
Mike, but ... I do not remember any john: /
John: recurdas my sister?
Mike: your sister? OO
Katy: Your sister? OO
michael Flashback
John: we go ee
Mike: look for the girls, you need help = S
John: depends xDD women
Mike: ¬¬
John: primero vayamos a mi casa
Llegaron a la casa de john
John: michael ella es mi hermana
Mike: y luego yo dependo de mujeres ¬¬
XX: hola :D
Mike: hola, soy michael
XX: Zulema :D
Mike: mi lema? :/
Zulema: no, ZULEMA
Mike, who's motto?
Zulema: ZULEMA! D:
Mike: I have no slogan, saying I have
Zulema: -.- my name Zulema
Mike: ah ya. _.
End of flashback
Mike: ah ... the sayings of John
xD: Zulema -.-
Kati: your sister is called so? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
John: ¬ ¬ you know that your life depended on me too ¬ ¬
Kati: Do not remember -.-
John: and, remember my sister michael?
Mike: if your sister, but it will not: /
Kati: that weird
Mike: Kati
¬ ¬ xD
John: but perhaps you are an idiot D: (kati interrupts)
Kati: estube hacercelo three years trying to understand, but does not work
Mike: Do not call me stupid idiot ¬ ¬
John: I told you not stupid, just stupid ¬ ¬
Mike: Oh to have those ehh ¬ ¬ (stopped )
John: Hey no! Do not know you have to treat others as you would have them do unto you?
Mike
: bone if I hate, I hate? It makes no sense: /
John: Michael is a slogan! D:
Mike: hahaha your sister's husband? xD
John: look at it ¬ ¬ I came to help but seems not to want
Mike: help me, I'm perfectly fine ¬ ¬ (leaned against a boulder, and it went rolling michael leaving the ground) x_x
John and Katie HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Mike: ¬ ¬ your grandmother bought you your cell john ¬ ¬
John: ¬ ¬ your sister bought yours
Mike
¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ not true She broke . _.
John: ha!
Mike: ¬ ¬
John: Look if you want to take them to your house, it's my last offer
Kati: we take
Mike: what? oO I do not want to take me ¬ ¬
Kati: want to stay here until the police come and accuse you of having killed the cow? ¬ ¬
Mike: after that I do not think I'm a vegetarian. _.
Kati: you see, get in the car
Mike: Well, ¬ ¬ but it is clear that I do by john cow ¬ ¬ no
John: ok ok, just go up
Three rose, john started the car, the lever [Not as it's called xD] is eh Sappho made the car lose control, John tried to stop, the car hit a tree, it moved, broke, broke and fell [love] Mike
: after me
John: your cows murderer shut
Mike: Let them rest in peace ¬ ¬
John: But did not you deal with it D: you left there
shot Mike: is dead! What do you want? Thriller dance? John
¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ I'm going down to aver that happened to self
Mike: he fell off the tree: DDD
John, Swear to me ¬ ¬ (is down)
Mike: already flee: DD
Kati: ¬ ¬ and where are you going?, we are nothing
Mike: Hey, if we are nothing, like the kind that you find us? Oo
Kati: maybe we still o_O
John: (entering) AHHH damn car son of his **** (furious) and Kati
mike: good news? : DDD
John: ¬ ¬
Kati: why do not you call someone?
John: forget my phone. _.
Kati: not to use cell rays ¬ ¬
Mike: Do not worry, soon to be the day: D
Kati, and we won with that? ¬ ¬
Mike: So in the day people have to travel in cars for the PATH more than NIGHT, and when you see a car broken (look at john)
John: ¬ ¬
Mike: and see Michael Jackson as he will run to save: D
John: So if they find the cow KILLED
Mike: I will give you a murder ¬ ¬
Kati: why so much trouble with the cow john?
John: possessions belonging to a group of caring for animals
Kati, and that you treat michael ... I mean ... not that be discrimination of ... ...
Mike: ¬ ¬
Kati: nevermind. _.
John: Missing 5 hours to sunrise while we will make -.-?
Mike. Go to Brazil? Ee
John: you can not stay still in one place?! D:
Mike: I'm nervous and I have a dream -.- -.-
Kati: only he can be nervous and feel sleepy while
John: they go to sleep, I want peace
Mike: what? NO! And if I do something? D:
John: like that? My gun does not work -.-
Mike: Because, do not fear I have (tried to sleep)
John: peace at last
ee Kati: it is still night we
-.- John: sleep?
ee Kati: Do not sleep here ¬ ¬
John: Why?
Kati: We are in a car D:
John: and?
Kati: there is a tree above the car D:
John: Well! As the tree ee
subete
Kati: ¬ ¬
John: (looked at Michael) falls asleep so fast o_O "
Kati: Yes, I hate him ¬ ¬ (turns to see) oh but if it's so cute: 3
John: -.- where are your friends?
Kati: michael said it had to value, but Jake took it from michael in the car when he entered me and then left her phone -.-
John: and konty?
Kati: it's that simple: no-idea
John: you know nothing?
Kati: na-da
John: nothing at all?
Kati: na-na-da da
John: NOTHING AT ALL? D:
Kati: hdp ¬ ¬
John: what? ¬ ¬
Kati: "na-da": DDD
John: ¬ ¬
Mike, who was the first idiot who is talking loud! D:
John: I was the second = S she began
Kati: ¬ ¬
A black car stopped in front of them
John: o_O
Kati: o_O hey michael
Mike: (sleeping) that -
.-
Kati, who would you do if you see a guy gunning at close range? O_o
Mike: (sleeping) will dispraría I first
A bullet pierced the windshield breaking
Kati: x_x and if you win?
Michael: madonna? O_O
Madonna: michael? o_O
Mike: AHHHH FOR FAILURE TRIP D:
Madonna: ¬ ¬
continue
Well girls ^ ^ HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL, sorry for being absent in all media as possible xDD facebook, msn, all [less twitter do not understand] tube problems with the comp .. well I hope you like it and comment on the episode ...
UNTIL NEXT YEAR ee xDD

Friday, December 24, 2010

Pokemon Gba Hacks For Mac Os X

13 "Whose?"

Mike: aver ... let's start ... john

denuevo

John: if john! D:

detubo Valu car

Mike: But you do?!

John: I am nothing!

Mike: you do not jerk

Valu: do not use my words against my

Mike: D: john ... who are you?

John: for john, I can not give you more information D:

Mike: Oh no?

John: enrrealidad if your problem but I do not Mike

remember: na as you want?

John: There are two types in my house saying I stole the time machine

Mike: o_O what? (Looks at valu)

Valu: o_O

Mike: emm and ... why? have something to do with it?

John: of course not!

Mike: why do not you call the police?

John: I do not believe ¬ ¬

Mike: You're kidding right xD

John: encerio,

not believe me Mike: is that it can not be, yet we say that you were kidnapped by Nazi UFOs into Brazil, the police have to believe you D:

John: for Brazil?

Valu, if that Brazil jackson? O_o

John: Value? O_O

Valu: john? O_O

Mike: brasil? D:

John: you do if you remember me? : D

Valu: no: D

John: -.- michael ... YOU DO NOT RESCUE ME D:

Valu: I think you think in brazil xD

Michael: oo

Valu: hey michael

Michael: oo (he dropped the phone)

Valu: michael, are you okay?

Michael opened the car door and left

running

Valu: wtf? (Takes phone) john?

John: Yes, what happened?

Valu: michael ran o_o

John: o_o maybe it was to stop the war with Brazil xD

As with Michael, he entered an abandoned house

Mike: Where are you

Katy: for aquiiii! Wait o_O are you here?

Mike: if ee

Katy heard that I cried? O_o

Mike: I have heard surpassed

ee baby Katy, where are you?

Mike: I went and

Katy light lit?

Mike: I do not see the switch D:

Katy is on the wall ee

Mike: Where do you think I'm looking for? On the roof? ¬ ¬

Katy: I want to do the high ¬ ¬

Mike: I found it: DDD

Katy: why does not light up?

Mike: as no: /

Katy: perhaps the focus is [sound of breaking glass] broken -.-

Mike: now it is = S

Katy: idiot ¬ ¬

Mike: hey ¬ ¬ and still come to your rescue

Katy: that you do ¬ ¬

Mike: I have no other xDD

Katy: ¬ ¬ ... oh wait I think I have a flashlight ee

Mike: my god ¬ ¬

Katy ee and see the light

Mike: Yes, are you? Katy

: from birth ee

Mike: as not lying? ¬ ¬

Katy: -.-

Mike: good good, yeah yeah is you, come closer

Katy aver: no = S

Mike: now you fear me? ¬ ¬

Katy: spiders, you give me laughter

Mike: where there are spiders "? Katy

shines the flashlight toward the ceiling

Mike: o_O oh

Katy is huge: = S

Mike: like lightning did not to see D:

Katy: I have another question oO

Mike: what?

Michael looks over and sees a cow behind him

Katy: oO

Mike: ay not be D: (berrinchudo)

Katy: I wave you with that? Osea ...

Mike: Look, I brought this cow ¬ ¬

Katy: So is blocking the door so here remove it

Mike: Okay ... aver cow, quiet I am a vegetarian: DDD

Katy -.-

The cow walked away as if he understood

Katy and mike: oO

Katy they are intelligent animals

oO Mike: you learned not to underestimate them? ee

Katy: Yes, I have more confidence in you from now xDD

Mike: ¬ ¬

Katy that you remain silent? : /

Mike: is it an insult but I do not understand D:

katy: -.-

Both came out of the house

Mike: Back to normal

ee

Katy: Yes, I'm fine ¬ ¬ thanks

Mike: Oh right, who brought you there?

Katy: I do not remember anything ee

Mike: ¬ ¬ someone else who does not remember anything?

Katy: I do not remember ...

Mike: -.-

Katy: this is not jake? OO

Mike: Yes, it does in my car? ¬ ¬

Katy takes valu! D:

Mike: D: Hey!

both run but jake is reached to go with the car

valu

Mike: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE JAKE! D:

Katy: what now? = S

Mike: we barados in the street -.-

Katy: michael T_T

Mike: that

Katy: I want to go home T_T Mike

: T_T I also

Katy: That does not help me T_T

Mike: is your problem T_T

Katy: ¬ ¬

Mike: I have to get another car

Katy: do not grow on trees: /

Mike: Tell me something I do not know Katy

: no cars in your agency?

Mike: yes, but is miles from here -.-

Katy: T_T

Mike: Oh Well! Get on the cow and take you D:

Katy: Do not have a phone?

Mike: no. _.

Katy brought a cow and not have a telephone?! D:

Mike: I did not bring the cow D: it will make a super star with a cow all broadway? ¬ ¬

Katy: uhhh "all broadway" ¬ ¬

Mike: Yes, for 3 days not eating or sleeping for you ¬ ¬ browse

Katy does not pass over any damn car at this time. _.

Mike: hell -.-

Katy: I can not believe you do not have phone -.-

Mike: D: But, enough! I left it in the car -.- was talking to Katy

john: john? O_o

Mike: yeah, you remember? : D

Katy: no. _.

Mike:. _. I'm beginning to think he's crazy ¬ ¬

Katy, but sounds to me that this is not the who died?

Mike: that's not chris

Katy: Oh, what happened to him?

Mike: do not just say that he died? Katy

xD: D but did not die: no one dies of Adeveras today, die, and say they are alive ¬ ¬

Mike: Go and kill them, do not blame me ¬ ¬ ami

Katy kill them? Ha! ¬ ¬ so easy to

Mike, just do like this (pulls out a gun and shoot forward)

rare sound heard

Mike: oO

Katy: I think you killed the cow D:

Mike: Cows do so -.-

Katy: uh if you, the expert farmer ¬ ¬

Mike: they see ...

sound is heard denuevo

Katy: oO

Mike: ignore it, where was I?

Katy in "see"

Mike: Oh yeah, see ...

is again hear the sound

Mike: oO Katy

: want to end the "see" at once D:

Mike: see ...

A black person approaches them

XX: they do here?

Mike: we "see" -.-

Katy: ¬ ¬ (the guy) who you are?

XX: I live here ee

Mike: Where? Into nothingness? D:

Katy: shhh! I asked you who you are not where you live

XX: I'm Mike

ee john: john o_O

Katy o_O

john John: yes, I remember me o_O? : DDD

Mike and Katy (look at each other) are the owner of the cow? O_o

John: ¬ ¬ (given a paper)

Mike: what is this

John: The funeral of the girl

Mike and Katy: for whom? Valu? O_O

continued ...


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ^ ^

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

How To Fix A Dripping Mixer Tap

Chapter 12: "Someone Guapo"

Mad: what happens? : O

Mike: I have to go fast oO

Mad: ya?

Mike: If right now! D:

Mad: but where?

Mike: Oh, na it expected to call me that ¬ ¬ D:

Mad: how will you go? Eh? Eh? ¬ ¬

Mike: without you: D

Mad: and if a car hits you?

Mike: that will not happen ¬ ¬

Mad, of course, have always struck

XX: sushi ¬ ¬

Mike: o_O who said that?

Mad: I do not

Mike: I already know it ¬ ¬ and you would have beaten

Mad: = O would be able to beat me? That's crazy

Mike: what? You tried to rape me D:

Mad: not true, you're a bit too much! ¬ ¬

A car moved and mike

Mad: Mad

o_O: no earthquakes here?

Mike: Yes, your Mad

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ and you're

drugs ¬ ¬

Mike: and your cute boys harass = (

Mad: and your father dressed up as Santa clos ¬ ¬

Mike

My father does not even remember how I call

¬ ¬

The car moved again

Mad: you will not look out happens and the car?

Mike: emm if I'm coming .... Mad

O_o (michael grabs arm)

Mike: Let go ¬ ¬

Mad: ¬ ¬ no

Mike: (try to shake off and hits a car)

The radius of car goes off, were going full blast BAD

Mike: and once you do! ¬ ¬

Mad: these everywhere: 3

Mike: help me to unlock the car and off ...

XX: Turn that shit * THAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEP! D: Mike

: o_O valu?

Valu: (from the car) michael o_O

Mike: valu! O_O

Valu: michael! o_O

Mike: valu?! O_O

Valu: ¬ ¬ and begin to call or worm

Mike: you do there? D:

Valu, that ???!! Where am I "D: T_T

Mike: Do not know ¬ ¬ I do not kidnapped?

Valu: encerio? : /

Mike: -.-

Valu: you do with it !!!!!!!! D:

Mad: ¬ ¬ solos were so good: 3

Mike: (a valu) have something to cover her mouth? Mad

: (a mike) that they yours? *-*

Mike: = O ¬ ¬ (opens the car door)

Mad: what?

Mike: (gets in the car and closes), I am insulted T_T

Valu: sushi ¬ ¬

Mad: ¬ ¬ ye will come to me for something ¬ ¬ (leaves)

Mike: the Ends: DDDDD

Valu: why are you dressed in white?

Mike: ahh, I forget: /

Valu: -.-

Mike: I'm really sexy? Valu

ee: -.-

Mike: Tell me this

Valu: Well I'm locked since yesterday

Mike: And?

Valu: I remember nothing more

Mike: NADA MAS ??!!!!! ¬ ¬

Valu: what? want the blood type of car? ¬ ¬

Mike: the car does not have blood ¬ ¬

Valu: the will if not you shut up ¬ ¬

Mike: Aww I love you (kisses her head)

Valu: o_O wtf?

Mike: is that you go from madonna. _.

Valu: xDD ahh and told you how beautiful you were? xDDD

Mike: No, went straight to the next step

Valu: = O and succeeded? O_O

Mike: You're crazy !!!!!!! Of course not: S

Valu: Another thing, do not ever touch me ¬ ¬ and you know what you felt the Titanic when it broke

Mike: and that violence? ¬ ¬

Valu: you have a clue where to go?

Mike: No: DDD (parked and trees blocked the car). _.

Valu: are you gonna do?

Mike, seriously do not remember anything?? D:

Valu: no. _.

Mike, or who kidnapped you?

Valu: no. _.

Mike: maybe you erased memory D: to see who I am? Valu

my father Mike

ee: 3

Valu: I was told to say that o_O

Mike: Who? O_o

Valu: someone o_o

Mike: Who! D:

Valu: someone very stupid o_O

Mike: I never forced her to lie on my

Valu ¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ TU NO was someone ... someone handsome JAKE!

Mike: jake? XDDDD hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

Valu: ¬ ¬ imbecil, jake remember me o_O maybe the rapture

Mike: ajam (hold the laughter) has been freaky o_O

Valu: it is the only thing

remember Mike: You said that you said that?

Valu: o_O I

that Mike: where are we now?

Valu: home? Or even here there are mares? ¬ ¬

Mike: janet

Valu only: do not tell janet mare! D: I like Mike

^ ^: we can not go home, janet Sali does not know that, well if you know but do not know where

Valu: If you do not appear overnight, do not think you think wrong? O_o

Mike: Only you think so ¬ ¬ ee go to a hotel

Valu: they are all busy

Mike: as you know that?!

Valu

: Stop by many these days

Mike: epa o_O

Valu: Do not think bad D:

Mike: So?

Valu: what world you live you can not go to your parents as a last resort?

Mike: in the world where my father hates me uu

Valu: what? you are of legal age! ... I do not mind but ... xD

Mike: ¬ ¬ also do not want to go there

Valu: why?

Mike: there is a curse in the house with me = S

Valu: that?

Mike: I will not tell you why you make fun ¬ ¬

Valu, Oh come on! D:

Mike: Well, every ez I'll break something .... _.

Valu: what? xD posta?

Mike, eh?

Valu: encerio?

Mike: yes. _.

always Valu: hahahahahaahahahaha xDD

Mike: ¬ ¬

Valu, but it is for an emergency D: Look at me, I have not eaten anything for a day and you fall sleep

Mike: I do not eat anything: DDD because of you that were playing ¬ ¬ agents

Valu: ¬ ¬ did not play, we

Adeveras abducted from Mike: "post"? Valu

xD sushi

¬ ¬ Mike: Well, if anyone we go aver. _.

Michael starts the car

Mike: (singing) and maybe th waaalls will crumble ... and a, sun refuse to shiineee (8)

Valu: going to crash if you sing

Mike: I like singing when I wrote condusco ¬ ¬ billie jean in a car: DDDD

Valu: I do not care

Mike: ¬ ¬

Valu: men can not do two things at once

Mike: Clearly, if ¬ ¬

Valu: of course not, studies show that only use one half of the brain at once

Mike: Where'd you get o_O that stupid?

Valu: konty told me. _.

Mike: have a boyfriend?

Valu: Mike

not: it must be true o_O

Valu: haha \u200b\u200bxD

mindless Mike: ¬ ¬

michael's phone rings

Mike: Hello?

XX: MICHAEL! Found you at last!

Mike: o_O

Valu, Oh no, no can do three things at once, STOP THE CAR D:

Mike: (a value) if they'll (the guy) what happens?

XX: your album comes out tomorrow! D:

Mike: what? hahaha xD I have no three songs = S and I'm busy

XX: and we'll do

Mike: I do not know

XX frank: frank?

Mike: o_O do not you Frank?

XX: NO! I'm john

Mike: JOHN ?!!!!

Valu: JOHN ????!!!

John: I remember?

Mike: no: D

John: ¬ ¬

continue ee

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Front Element On Lens

Chapter 11: "It's courtesy"

Mike: amm o_O I did not kiss her

Mad: think I'm stupid?

Mike: go thought you'd never say (looking at the sky)

Mad: ¬ ¬ (pulling wave) with you? eh?

Mike: ami? O_O why? ¬ ¬

Mad: You can not talk like that! You insult me!

Mike: but was a hint!

Mad: and?

Mike: I thought you would not understand

ee Mad: ah ... oh LO VES! You do denuevo ¬ ¬

Mike: but ... what is wrong? I'll always talk so

Mad: for as it is when you stop it??

Mike: I stand ¬ ¬

Mad: dejate that D: I'm the queen! I am a person of royalty!

Mike: to that or you think you xDD

the Mad: repeat ¬ ¬ I'm a real person!

Mike: Uh huh and I'm lying

Mad ¬ ¬: D Enough:

Mike: same as me ¬ ¬ iva ha! (Walks to the door)

Mad: you have the slightest idea how to get out?

Mike: (stops) ¬ ¬

Soon Mad

: Ask a car now?

Mike: as soon as possible

Lord of the cars: hello mad ^ ^ ... ¬ ¬

jackson

Mike: what? = S

Lord of the car: I hate your music ¬ ¬

Mike: If you already are. _. I remember

michael Flashback

Chief: We have new member

ee

Lord of the car: is prince? : D *-*

Mike: like prince? ¬ ¬

Lord of the car: He brought MICHAEL JACKSON! PRINCE SAID THAT would bring !!!!!!! MY FAVORITE SINGER ¬ ¬

Boss: now he works in the garage ¬ ¬

Lord of the car: ¬ ¬ I hate your music jackson

End of flashback

Lord of the car, and I still hate ¬ ¬

Mike: since: / which is ... (smiles) I paid a little car? ee

Lord of the car: you can not drive wanted Mike

¬ ¬: D: that, but ...

Lord of the car, but nothing! Mike

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ I always end my PEROSA

Lord of the file: ¬ ¬

Mike: kidnapped (Mr. interrupts)

Lord of the car, do not tell me your daughters! That again! Mike

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ ay that genius

Lord of the car, and I hate your music ¬ ¬

Mike, no avail = (

Mad: yes, i know ^ ^

Mike: why do not you tell me D:

Mad: I do not want to lose your face at this time xDD : 3

Mike: ¬ ¬

Mad: xDD

Mike: You know, coming to believe that Serbian to ¬ ¬

something

Mad: = O start to believe you do not like Mike

: sushi ¬ ¬ [xD]

Mad: why do not you like me? I AM GREAT, I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT! ... AND I AM BLONDE! ... YOU LIKE THE BLONDE!

Mike: o_O (step back)

Mad: ah ya know what happens, we have not spent much time together (it hacerca michael while he was down) do not want to start something?

Mike: that thing? (Fell more and reached the wall, madonna like the "corners")

Mad: do you think? Mike

LORD!! Help me? D:

Mad, that's funny you mike xDD

Mike, my name is michael ¬ ¬

Mad: if it is, but I always say you call mike

Mike: is courtesy, I hate to call me mike ¬ ¬

Mad: but o_O that rare, it suits you

Mike: ¬ ¬ not stay as the namesake rare Mickey Mouse

¬ ¬

Mad: I do not change the subject ... we were talking about (it sticks to it) from us

Mike: ¬ ¬ damn you, Lord! D:

Mad: Michael

be great value and remembered he had an idea

Mike: (smiles) is that it is impossible

Mad: (surprised) Why?

Mike: (still smiling) because I'm gay

Mad: o_O hahaha funny

Mike: true ee

Mad: I never said that?! D:

Mike: do you want? ¬ ¬ to keep a sign on the front especially for you to say "HEY MAD NOT VIOLATED BY ME I'M GAY" ¬ ¬ is crazy Mad

: go to liar, I see you with girls siemper everywhere ¬ ¬

Mike: god, what you thought you of "It was a pleasure to meet you" and you can not believe that? ¬ ¬

Mad: If you are gay, go to the Lord of the auto

Mike: o_O (grounding) hey ¬ ¬ gay it does not mean I like all ¬ ¬

Mad: well, I'll take with brad pitt *-*

Mike: = O ¬ ¬ no

Mad: If *-* cute that if

Mike: (jealous) is horrible and does not know ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ dance

Mad: (into phone) Hey brad, I have an appointment for you

Mike: ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬

die

Mad: haha, naa, I attended his answering ¬ ¬

Mike: that's wrong, just asked you I do

Mad

agent, and already did

Mike: In other words ... you can go: D

Mad: = Or are you done?

Mike: NAAA, I am offering, not very gentlemanly door: D

Mad: ¬ ¬ you can not get a car without my

Mike: oh no this ... ammm losiento o_O = (

Mad: sorry not this time sweetness ¬ ¬ (turns away)

Mike

: ¬ ¬ (goes to where the cars)

Lord of the cars: HEY YOU! JACKSOOOOOON!

Mike: that! ¬ ¬

Lord of the car: you can not take a car

Mike: no I'll take it, just drive

Lord of the file: = O ¬ ¬

Mike: I prefer Coke thanks: D

Madonna opened a can of pepsi watching mike

Mike: ¬ ¬

Lord of the car: you want something else? A cafesito?

Mike: naa, you'd have something else cold?

Lord of the car: Look I think Jackson did not understand well that will not give you any self

Mike: are mine ¬ ¬

Lord of the car: not true ¬ ¬

Mike: are yours? O_o

Lord of the file: amm .... o_o no

Mike, and that doing here? O_o

Lord of the car: I do not know oo

Mike: and you live in? O_o could be dead!

Lord of the file: o_O

Mike, but you're not

Lord of the file: =,) true, I'm alive

Mike: then go and enjoy life

Lord runs like a field of flowers, leaving the keys on the floor

Mike: ee

Mad

: idiot ¬ ¬

telephone rings michael

Mike: yeah?

Konty: MICHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL (hang)

Mike: (with phone in hand) o_O

continue ee

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

How Much Is The Removal Of A Dog Hernia

Chapter 10: "Wear White"

the other day ...

Janet: Michael, I'm here (Quietly entering the room michael)

Mike: (sleeping) ah well

Janet: I'm waiting ¬ ¬

Mike: (sleeping) to what? to lift me? Janet

: NAAA cows to come to carry me to the field

Mike

¬ ¬: (sleeping) oh, ps good trip

Janet: ¬ ¬ (it uncovers) let loose, get

Mike: (sleeping)

not

Janet: Jackson had to be ¬ ¬ UP!

Mike: down

Janet: left ee

Mike: ash right ... you win (stands) What time is it? Janet

: 4 in the morning ^ ^

Mike: (turns to sleep) Oh hahaha I thought it was telling me to rise from Janet

enserio xD I speak encerio! Journey's begin! ^ Germain awaits

Mike: GERMAN!?? O_O that guy? ¬ ¬

Janet: having "an angel

Mike: D is a murderer: Janet

: that again ¬ ¬

Mike, the car hit my dog \u200b\u200bT_T

Janet: but not ee injured left

Mike: no, that left him dead ¬ ¬

Janet: ahem ... it was not his intention

Mike: ¬ ¬ woke the girls?

Janet: ehh I did not believe they were here oO

Mike: that oO (rose)

hours

Both sought the house and did not find

Janet: Quick! Find the car key, should not be far

Mike: you left

Janet is in your black bag in his pocket

Mike went to his closet and instead of taking the key pulled out a mini-recorder to a recording on it, and heard.

Soon Janet: ash, mike hurry -.-

Michael enters, slamming the door with tears of rage

Janet, that happens??

Mike: (continues to plague everything in its path)

Janet: MICHAEL!

Mike: THE KIDNAPPED THAT HAPPENS! Janet

: o_O WHAT? WHAT TIME! ALWAYS Were Here! Who told you? Mike

shot on the table gadget

Mike: want to go to a place I just

Janet: do not ever go

Mike: I'm going

Janet: michael do not be stubborn no fences!

Mike: you let the killing ??!!!!! Janet

: call the police or something but you're not going

Mike: janet! I was agent for over 7 years!

Janet: neither you nor I are! And you will not go and is out (he went to the kitchen angrily)

Mike: JANET BUT! -.- Agh, plan B

The Phone ...

Madonna: your bread B

Mike never work, just make me Mad

denuevo agent: for what?

Mike: To gain access to vehicles without my sister or anyone know

Mad: I can get in the record but we need your signature, you must come with me

Mike: ok, where are we going?

Mad: a ¬ ¬

agency

Mike: a bar remember? ¬ ¬

Mad: the top is a bar, The agency is down, underground

Mike ^ ^: encerio? Mad

OO: ^ ^ if I always knew Mike

: not true! Were you as surprised as I when we saw it!

Mad: I was not honey I'm good acting

Mike, but ...

Mad: ah! And white dress

Mike: why?

Mad: the only way you go, bye ^ ^ (hangs)

Sign janet and michael quickly hangs up the phone to hide but to no avail ...

Janet: to talk to?

Mike: I amm ... well .... Emmm that you care (it will)

Janet ... ¬ ¬

In the quarter

michael ... Mike: (opening his closet) aver ... (stirring all) white dress white dress ... ... here it is ^ ^

I pick and leaves it on his bed and opened a large drawer

Mike: (looking) belt no, no strikeouts, no belts, no gloves, goggles and lack ^ ^ amm ... HEY WHERE IS MY JANET ...

Janet: in front of your nose !!!!!!

Mike looks up and sees a white hat hanging on the mast of his bed

Mike: Oh. _.

then pick your shoes, went to bathe, dressed and went out of his room and went through the front door

Janet: Where are you going dressed like that?

Mike: do you care (putting on glasses)

Janet: You have an appointment "?

mike Mind "excuse ee"

Mike: How did you know? (Pretending print)

Janet: easy randy suck the scent of

Mike: Ha! ¬ ¬ (came out slamming the door behind him)

Janet: enlarged like everything ¬ ¬

jackson

Outside the house

expecting a shiny white car, and Madonna in a white dress also

Mad: hello handsome

Mike: start

want -.- All the way, Madonna was spent speaking and harassing michael pretending he did not know to look out the window. When they arrived, crossed the entire bar, and entered a door that is barely seen, being painted the same color as the wall, entered a long hallway, empty and somewhat dark, well, pretty much. Mad

: amm go, I think I'm lost = S

Michael took off his glasses and glared

Mad. There is good ... look I ¬ ¬ which is why am here ... if you see it ^ ^ ¬ ¬

Mike: ¬ ¬

Mad: Hey it's cold here

Mike: ajam

Mad: but ... you here ...

She goes to him and raises an eyebrow, michael instead of getting angry, and Devi blushed look. Mad

: aii that gets shy xD

Mike: (coughs) lack a lot? (Puts on glasses)

Mad: No, in fact here is ^ ^ (try to open a metal box) ash, do me a favor?

Michael pulls a gun, shoots the drawer and it opens

Mad: thanks sweetness (as open, pulls out a yellow folder blank pages) completed this

Mike: good (Madonna takes a pen and take it out of hand) hey!

Mad: I write, you have lyrics by Dr.

Mike: ¬ ¬

Mad: oh but if you're so cute ^ ^

Mike: once women enter ¬ ¬

Mad: Oh yeah, and

filled the data sheet with michael, he signs it and notices something

Mike: oh great, we need a picture of me to put here, and I did not bring

x_x Mad: neglect, I have one in my wallet

Mike: oO (step back)

Mad: ready We ended

Mike: thanks ^ ^

Mad: for nothing, hear this bar is boring, we went the other way? Mike

ee: as in the restaurant there are people in the cafeteria we will be asked, in theaters are fans and we will take photos and the gelato locked us xD

Mad: ¬ ¬ you have an excuse for everything now?

Mike: ^ ^ do not love to be famous? ^ ^ Mad

: indeed, again became the agent 77

Mike: I wanted ash ¬ ¬ M

Mad: but started denuevo

Mike: I wanted D M :

Mad

: no ... because ... the M is mine now. _.

Mike: = O ¬ ¬ oh you'll see

Mad: je je and you wanted the car?

Mike: kidnapped girls. _. Mad

: = O ahh them ¬ ¬ (jealous)

Mike: Yeah! They're like daughters to never

Mad T_T tube, and perhaps you kiss your daughters?

Mike: are you talking about? Mad

: perhaps you do not think I learned? What of value and you?

Mike: wtf ???!!! That was last year D:

Mad: for the kiss? Mike

: O_o

continue

girls do not forget to comment ^ ^ the kieroooo

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Dansko Squeaking Clogs

Chapter 9: "Living"

XX: konty?

Konty: Dad? 0_0

XX: Where the hell are you ?!!!!

Konty: amm then, look! A cat in a tree, I'll download it, then call you

XX: good but if you call me tonight I'll tell the police ¬ ¬

Konty hung

Konty nervous: the best thing is that my dad ¬ ¬

police

Mike: that all parents are cops? D:

Konty: JOE JACKSON IS POLICE ???!!! O_O

Mike: (calm) No, why?

Konty: -.-

Mike: Well, it's time for us to go to my house

The 3: * _ *

jumped into a limo and arrived at the new home of michael [not ¬ ¬ mansion say]: Just came running down the girls are very excited, going through the front door

Mike: ehh ¬ ¬ if you can pass no problem

The 3: * _ * nice house that

The 4 walked almost the entire house and sat in the kitchen

Mike: Well, Stay here and go to see rooms

The 3: ok Michael

was

Valu-that Michael is a son of her aunt, looking at the house that has * _ *

Konty: he deserves it: 3

Valu: of course not! "Very large nest for the bird which is"

Katy: I did not come with the phrases of Grandma D: ¬ ¬

again

From the other room

Mike: Katy comes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

running to where the mike and see it standing in front of a white horse with big black spots

Katy

hell o_O Mike: VALERIAAAAAAAA!

From the kitchen

Valu: QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

From the other room

Mike: DOES THIS HORSE IN MY ROOM!! D:

Valu: IMPOSSIBLE! KONTY IS ME!!

Konty: ¬ ¬

Both

go where mike and katy were

Konty: AH! A COW! D: (behind Mike) Mike

: not a cow -.- -.-

Konty (sale) ahh, is a horse ^ ^

Mike: you're afraid of cows? O_o

Konty: si = S

Katy: You're an idiot

Konty: ¬ ¬

Mike: That will bring consequences

Konty: like that? = S

Katy: When you marry and your husband give away a stuffed cow threw it over his head ...

Mike: ... kill him and you will be widowed ee

Valu ... therefore you will be unhappy ... and no ...

Konty: ehh ¬ ¬ thanks for your support towards my future, not that you would not

The 3: D

Mike: Hey! Put it more emphasis on the situation! THERE'S A HORSE IN MY ROOM!

Valu: How did you know that the horse was a female?

Mike: It is not uncommon for mares are female Valu

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬

sushi konty: No! That as you realize that the horse is female so fast? The

3: o_O

Mike: I got that just tried to lick my face, and I am a man

Valu: encerio?? O_O

Mike: yes, I did! (Valu interrupts)

Valu: encerio you man ???!!! O_O

Mike: ¬ ¬ as I said ... there is obviously a female!

Katy: No! Maybe it's a gay horse

Mike: -.-

Katy: the point, as we draw?

Mike: yo yo yo! ee room service

Valu: you have that in your own home ???!!!

Mike: if ^ ^

Katy: since when?

Mike: (seriously) from now on! (Takes the phone)

Valu: ya?!

Mike: Yes, right now

Valu: sushi ¬ ¬

Mike

numbers and mark a short time an employee appears

Employee: If Mr. Jackson

Mike: what makes a cow in my room? ¬ ¬

Konty: ee horse

Mike: that

Employee: and you want to do?

Mike: So take him out!

Employee: who?

Mike: A COW! D:

Konty: Katy

ee horse: mare ee

Employee: You'll be the mare Katy

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ = O

Mike: horse, horse, cow, whatever! Elevate!

Employee: sorry but I can only be requested for HUMAN PROBLEMS

Mike, and I think I am?! ¬ ¬

Katy: a "human problem" in effect

ee

Mike: ¬ ¬ lady tell me me then!

Valu: gay ee

Mike: Do not call me gay ¬ ¬

Valu: homosexual? Mike

^ ^: ¬ ¬ (the employee) that believes that is the question!

Employee: Cow

Konty: horse -.-

Katy: HORSE (with every intention looking at the employee) Employee

: ¬ ¬

Mike: not a matter of the cow! It's mine!

Employee: as you pull it out! ¬ ¬

Mike: I came face Mcdonald farmer? ¬ ¬

Valu: no, gay

Konty: it's horse!

Katy: mare!

Mike: o_O

Konty and katy: losiento. _.

Mike: to remove the animal lady! D:

Employee: I'm no lady!

Katy's mare! Employee

¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ ... like I said, I can only be requested (mike interrupts) Mike

(arto) AS "REQUEST" THE HORSE NOT GO HERE!

Employee: not my thing!

Katy who?

Employee: Katy

horse: mare ¬ ¬

Employee: this girl is cursing me today! (To mike) Mike

: (Imitating his voice) "is not my business" ¬ ¬

Employee: (angry) because mine either!

Mike: I do not care! YOU ARE HERE FOR MY BUSINESS, so here or remove COW OR THE DISMISSAL !

EMPLOYEE: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!

Mike: -.- (more than arto) I can not continue with this mare here! ¬ ¬

Katy (the employee) and heard, fences

Employee: Mr. Jackson = O!

Mike: I do that?! I do not get into your problems!

Employee: the problem was not the horse?

Mike: now -.- I understood .... Elevate!

Employee: who?

All: -.-

Katy: ¬ ¬ did not think science had so much ¬ ¬

Valu: for the "horse, cow, horse "!!!!

Employee: (to mike) you remove a man!

Mike (crazy) I AM I AM NOT GAY MAN! D: (out of proportion)

Katy and cow and horse riding ... ee

Mike: = O ¬ ¬ (furious) ENOUGH! You're fired!

Employee: Who, me?

Mike: NAAA, ps cow! OBVIOUS YOU! Get out ¬ ¬

Employee: = O ANIMAL !!!!! ¬ ¬ (Leaves)

Mike: YOUR GRANDMOTHER! ¬ ¬

The 3: MICHAEL!

Mike: what? . _.

Konty: xD will not mistreat animals

The phone rings and answers mike screaming

Mike: EVIDENCED NOT REMOVE COW! Janet

: o_O mike? Mike

(calms) ah ... janet, losiento. _.

Janet: I see you did not do well on your first day in the house, you cried?

Mike: I fired an employee. _. Janet

: o_O oh! Too bad you are!

Mike: bad? JANET! THERE IS A ¬ ¬ HORSE IN MY ROOM! Janet

: MICHAEL! o_O I told you chose it to your girlfriends!

Mike: = T_T

or Malpensa

Janet: (laughs) You're gonna tell me that there is a horse in your room?

Mike: if ¬ ¬ and seems to be gay

Janet: o_O these things only happen to you mike you

Mike: I know. _.

Janet: Well, I'll call tomorrow to see something ^ ^

Mike: that thing? Janet

: go to a field (mike interrupts) Mike

: NO MORE COWS! D:

Janet: Oh? O_O ... well ... I'll get ready for you tomorrow morning, bye Mike hangs

Mike

phone: adios. _.

Valu: wave to say "goodbye" is that you say before cutting

Mike: konty ...

Konty:

tell Mike: that's afraid of cows, is it contagious? = S

Konty: o_O

continue ee

will happen to the "horse, cow horse? There

ee cows in the field? ee

Everything in the next chapter ee

Bye!

^ ^ Ps: guys do not kill cows, eat vegetables xD