Saturday, April 30, 2011

Whatprice We Are Talking?

Chapter 27: "Do not cry for me Egypt


Michael: Well u_u do what you want me
Madonna: o_O "encerio?
Michael: If u_u
Madonna approached him with the gun down, but without releasing
Madonna: The destination is not what prevents us from being together u_u are you ¬ ¬ and that's why I hate you D =
Michael: o_O good ... (shut his eyes tightly) and kill me (opened one eye) if that's what you really want
Madonna: (talking to himself) he is an idiot, you should not keep you SYMPATHY
Michael took her wrists tightly
Michael: u_u you decide
Madonna wanted to raise the hand that had the gun, but being Michael grabbing her by the wrists to be silent and did and he could catch it.
Michael: AJAAAAAAAA (he said) you win = D lalala
Madonna: o_O do not have the key u_u
Michael: Give it ¬ ¬
Madonna: NO
Michael: Do not make me use this
Madonna: Genius Toy is u_u
Michael: o_O (looked the gun back) "Mattel? ¬ ¬
Madonna: If u_u
Michael: I DID REMOVE ALMOST ANYTHING FOR A GUN THAT USE OF BARBIE? D =
Madonna: If I know, I'm great
Michael: So that locked me in and told me you worked for Jake if ivas to kill me? = /
Madonna: Why do I have another weapon ... (He reached into his bag) o_O I know is here, waiting ... (continued searching)
Michael: (he put his shirt and shoes)
Madonna: I know it's around here D = ... Or not. _.
Michael: I insist (putting on his hat) won
Madonna: But you have the key and I can call Jake to come and kill you u_u

The door opened
Kati: Ahhh, there you are, come on ¬ ¬ valu is exploding
Michael and Madonna: o_O
Kati: That o_O
Michael: CORREEE D = (Michael went out and locked Madonna) Quick, let
started to run to get the plane
Madonna opened the door to key and managed to board the plane without Michael and the girls find out, Now if you or I had to get rid of Michael as soon as possible because he knew she was working with Jake.

Valu (a pastry made the letter he was writing)
Konty: o_O Was not your best seller?
Valu: No ¬ ¬ told you it was a letter. But do not write in English or direction. _.
Konty: Who was it?
Valu: (lying) to a friend
Konty: ahh. _. Valu
: yes, ahh. _. idiot, why not call me
Konty: What?
Valu: NOTHING D = SPEAK ONLY
Konty: .___________. Michael T_T
Michael: That -.-
Kont: valu fight T_T me Michael? o_O Hey Where the hell were with Madonna?
Michael: Finding out things *-* Now we prove that if I am good agent ¬ ¬
Kati: Yes, as you say. Tell me what is the plan apart from going to Egypt
Michael: First. We should not be traveling to Egypt. __.
The 3: .____.
Konty: But ... the mission. __.
Michael: Listen, we got a mission to find a time machine right next to me when they know that valu work with us. And "supposedly" she stole the machine. (Sacástico) What happened to you?
Valu: (nervous) eeehhh .... If o_O
Michael: And we were sent to Egypt. Where bone is NOT
Kati: o_O But we fell .___.
Michael: Yeah, I noticed so far .___.
All: ¬ ¬
Konty: But that means that our own agency, we make jokes?
Michael: There must be other agency involved in this. That or I want to take. __.
Kati: Is not it more likely the second option? = D
Michael: No. Because the only agency aware that I came back, are you, Madonna and Jake, who scored us
Valu: o_O
Michael: That Madonna explains why it took me over there. Jake wants to kill me and keep the machine o_O
Kati: WOW O_O How I deduced that?
Michael: No what I gathered, she told me. _.
Kati: -.- I imagined

Meanwhile, a few seats behind them
"This person has contacted me to inform you that everything is in order except for Sergio, who has resigned for unknown reasons he called the Personal. Walter is still involved, but the information is scant, we know who is German and has 29 years. May not be the person you should waste your time. Jackson goes to Egypt and the time machine is where is, tanning exactly 9 to 10 km beneath the sea surface "
Jake: o_O wow, you're the best
Madonna: If you are
Jake: no one could me much information obtained in such a short time o_O
Madonna: Try not to talk so loud, remember I'm in the same plane Michael
Jake: What?! I programmed the aircraft to destroy piece by piece to about 2 hours flight
Madonna: TELL ME WHAT TO DO O__O
Jake: Dying in style = D (hung)
Madonna: Ahhhhhhh IDIOT T_T D =

Just Jake ended the call, he scored a Valu
Valu: Hello?
Jake: Listen to this
Valu: Wait (moved away from Michael and the girls) Yeah, tell me
Jake: Look for a parachute and jump off the plane NOW
Valu: Why?
Jake: D = explode
Valu: o_O
Jake: do and do not tell others
Valu: ok (hung)

Madonna: MICHAEL (smiling) A great friend = D
Michael: (to be sobesaltó) AHHHHH o_O Stay away from my
Kati: How do you climb? O_O
Madonna (looked around a parachute) Emm ... nothing I just happened ... and then ...
The plane's pilot and front passenger began shouting and running like crazy.
Michael: o_O What happens
Pilot: FUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (launched in the parachute)

Nobody had time to say anything, just reacting. Began to run up to the back of the plane, they were glued to the wall and the fire progressed, there was no parachute in sight, were ahead and it sure would have been burned.
Madonna: Jake said explode = /
Michael: AJAAAA ¬ ¬ o_O You work for Jake
All: ¬ ¬
Michael: Well yes. __. We knew

The fire reached
Mad: I'm gonna die T_T
Michael: Put behind my
That did
Kati: uhh ¬ ¬ I now feel protected
Michael: Do you see any fire kills?
Konty: We can not see anything D =
Kati: Hey, I open this door GO FAST!

As the toilet of the aircraft is behind everything. Went in there and shut the door. No fire too soon.
Mad: We need water to put out the fire
Michael: (looking out the mini-window) emm o_O I think I saw the water o_O
Kati went to look
Kati: I think it's too o_O
Konty: What the hell are you talking about?
Kati: Falling WE ARE THE D = MAAAR
Mad: Oh perfect ¬ ¬
Michael: Yeah, (he sat on the floor) will die in seconds. _ .
Kati: It was a pleasure to meet you. _.
Konty: Same friend. _.
Mad: We will die by drowning? We can swim and save = D
Michael: It is the sea. Apart when the airplane tap water, it explodes. _. Mad
: oh. _. well ... bye girls. I wanted to but never ...
Kati: mad ¬ ¬ adios
Konty: I like your shoes *-*
Michael: -.-
Konty (opened a medicine cabinet) A parachute o_O
All: o_O
All rushed to grab it, but Madonna was first
Madonna (put it) Hasta la vista = D (released)
Michael, Konty and Katy: O______O
Kati: bitch ¬ ¬
Konty: We will die T_T
Kati: What Value? O_O
Konty: We will die T_T
Michael: Maybe she was killed O_O
Konty: We will die T_T

The front of the plane ended on fire and stopped
Three: O_O
The plane began to fall as fast


Hi ^ ^ Aver ... I make it clear a few things xD
1 - Yes, I have another novel, but it is totally different from my "writing" is shaped not "play" well with PURE dialogue as Michael ' s Mission. But here is http://www.believeonme.blogspot.com/ give a look = D
2 - Eve and Nay Sorry for not being able to upload anything in recent days THE SILVER PARADE http: / / www.thesilverparade.blogspot.com/ (entrenle)
3 - Lean dancing the dream = D http://streetwalker77.blogspot.com/
4 - ^ ^ Discuss
5 - (The person reading it knows it is for her xD) I have not yet idea about what will happen to the awards WB 2012 and I think so would be good to have more prizes = / DO NOT YOU? xDDDD

Friday, April 22, 2011

Jokes To Put On A Birthday Card For A 12 Year Old

Chapter 26" Take it off "



Michael: Why do you write so much?
Valu: I make a bestseller
Michael: Why do you write a bestseller when we're on a plane?
Valu: Why write in a car with you is impossible
Michael: Why is it impossible? What is the autopilot?
Valu: The cars do not have autopilot ¬ ¬
Michael Michael: Deveria = /
Valu: Why are you so irritating today eh? D =
Konty: Kati
Claustrophobia: Claustrophobia? = /
Valu: Michael is claustrophobic? O_O
Michael: What is that?
Kati: That can not be indoors for long
Michael: That's absurd, I've been many more hours on airplanes all my life and never have told me ... that ¬ ¬ cloister
Valu: Can be caused by stress
u_u
Michael: Oh please, you are now medical D =
Kati: Or
Konty insomnia, or poor diet = D
Kati: What did you eat today morning Michael?
Mike: Nothing
Kati: And in the afternoon?
Mike: Nothing
Kati: And yesterday?
Mike: Nothing
Kati: What do YOU \u200b\u200bIN THE HEAD ?! ¬ ¬
Mike: Na ... hey ¬ ¬
Konty: How not to eat anything you're crazy
D =
Mike: What has that to do with being locked in an airplane? ¬ ¬
Valu: you need is a box D =
All: o_O
Kati: For what?
Valu: thing you need is to send a letter = DD
Michael: Who? = /
Valu: aa .. My mom = 3 (lying) so here, bucame one michael! D =
Konty What was not a best seller?
Michael: We're on a plane ¬ ¬ no mailbox, send a pigeon, or e-mail or something

The plane arrived in Europe, there were problems and all passengers their way to Egypt Deveria take another plane. But to his luck, Michael and the girls were almost the only ones in the new flight. Madonna had to do that Michael never reaches its destination on the orders of Jake. So here at the airport while waiting for the plane ...

Mad: Michael = DD Could you talk for a few seconds? (Nervous)
Michael: o_O What are you doing here? Mad
Come now porfa = S is important, I swear
Michael: o_O (girls) expect this (rising)

Michael
unsure of their actions, accompanied Madonna to a room that existed between the offices of the airport.
Michael: I will not go in there planning on something
¬ ¬
Madonna: There but please. Other people can not hear our talks "secret" mean?
Michael: Well ...
not finished speaking that Madonna pushed him inside and closed the door.
Mike: o_O Oyeee NOOOO D = YOU DO
Mad (I pointed a gun)
Mike: Woo o_O
Mad: You're cute baby but you're an idiot (petting)
Mike: (walks away) ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Do not touch me (it hit the wall) oh damn. __.
Mad: Well ... I do not know how to make you regret this (grabbed the gun with both hands) but are orders
Mike: Who? Mad
: From Jake
Mike: HA! I said. YOUR not you're so smart ... JAKE ??!!!! O_O
Mad: it is. And no matter have told me, since you're gone now ... but before ... like playing a game with Mike
: o_O If you do not have the wall behind ...
Mad: Yeah yeah. Pay attention to what you will
Mike: Do not even let me have my gun out T_T
Mad: The left is your luggage up ahead
Mike: ... no, of course not ... what case I spy?!
Mad: I will answer questions and whether it might let you go (a lie, of course) But if you answer one wrong ...
Mike: I kill. __. Mad
: Before
Mike: what?
Mad: You have to take off a garment
Mike: o_O're sicker than I thought = S
Mad: Do you want to or not? ¬ ¬
Mike: = S ok -.-
Mad: first question ... Where is France?
Mike: In Paris: DDD
Mad: False
Mike: What? D = France Paris is the capital. _. Mad
: AL ¬ ¬
reverse
wanted Mike: Well but you get ¬ ¬
Mad, answered wrong. ¬ ¬ Now we do what you said (I pointed again)
Michael removed his Mad
sombero: ESO NO SE VALE D =
Michael: It is a pledge: U
Mad, Mad
¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ question

...
While Kati: How much writing?
Valu: But what do
Konty and Kati: o_O ok ¬ ¬

Returning to Michael ...
Mad: Where was Bin Laden?
Michael: In a hospital = /
Mad:
incorrect ... Michael: NO NO! Wait a manicomnio = DD
Mad: ¬ ¬
Mike:. _. (Removed a moccasin)
Mad: These are of two Mike
¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ (removed the other moccasin) ¬ ¬ It
Mad: How do you say "I love you" in Chinese?
Mike: You're joking right? ¬ ¬
Mad: No, so do not say = DDD
Mike: ¬ ¬ (took off his coat)
Mad: now if that is taking shape
*-*
Mike: How many questions are? Mad
(took a paper from her purse) are these. And if you answer 3 of them well, not live
Mike: How many are left? = S
Mad: Four = DDD
Mike: oh. _.

...
While Kati: Why Michael is taking so long?
Valu: Is he in trouble?
Kati: Are we going to look?
Konty: naaah, are going *-* El Chavo del Ocho (watching TV at the airport) and kati
Valu
: *-*

back ...

Mad
: Aver ... How much is divided 1789876754678 168568? = DD
Mike:. _. (He took off his tie)
Mad: jajaja losiento. I thought that of France, you know. _.
Mike: Thanks for making me feel stupid ¬ ¬
Mad Mad: = DDD anything else?
Mike: And undress ¬ ¬
Mad: and ... naah, that's better than not even tell you about it ^ ^
Mike: o_O

**** XX: Flight n º 5 to Egypt, ready for takeoff, please address all the aircraft
Konty: Ray, Michael does not come -.-
flight
lose Kati: hey call it
Valu Valu: okay -.- (Check number)

While ....
Mike's cell phone rings in his bag
Mike: o_O (looking mad)
Mad: O_o (Look at Mike) ... you're busy let
Mike: Rays. __. What will happen to them
Mad: Focus D = The next question is ...
Mike: YAA Fast D = well I'm Mad
: Hahaha I say .... What is the molecule of glucose?
Mike: .___.¿ H2o? Mad
: JAJJAAJJA = DD ay me you make it so easy
Michael
Mike: .___.
Mad: The shirt
Mike
¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ NO
Mad (rang lever gun)
Mike: o_O (took off his shirt)
Mad: Do you know that is not now? Mike
... Another question? = S
Mad: You wish xD

Valu: Not you, but I'm going to upload ¬ ¬
not answering his phone and konty
Kati: = S

continued ...

Friday, April 1, 2011

What Rom To Get On Cydia For Pokemon

Chapter 25:" Professional "


In the previous chapter ...
Mike: WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU! BELIEVE THAT IT IS EASY!
The 3: = (
Mike: Well, let me tell you, I did not care if it's easy or not, and I care about you a million times, I STILL BELIEVE WHY HERE?
The
3:>. \u0026lt;
Mike: WHY I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS IN THE HOSPITAL OR LET THE KILL!
The 3:. __.
Mike: WHY BELIEVE not leave them alone when they came here Again!
The 3: .___.
Mike, and especially WHY BELIEVE THE "HIT" WITH MY CAR IN CONSCIOUS THE DAY THAT I MET! VAT TO THE TYPE THAT LET THE KILL COME BACK!
The 3: o_O what kind?

Mike: Type? Amm O_O ... that "type? I did not say that (looking up)

Valu: A guy wanted to kill us? = O
Konty: A guy wanted to kill us when we met? = O
Katy: And we almost killed it you? = O and ... on purpose? T_T
Mike: (Still looking up) I ... do not they're talking
Konty: Say it ¬ ¬
Mike: it is nothing serious, a guy chasing me, and you are meddling in the street for listening my music ... If you are a tender: 3 good, crashed because ... because ... I do not .... The
3: .____.
Mike: Why, taxes to hit you, and I had to do something D =
Valu, then you import: 3
The 3: this is so: 3 ...
Mike: ¬ ¬
The 3 : .___. "Responzabilidad?
Mike: Well, that's all. Not to talk
issue over
Konty: good but we .___. mission At three o'clock
Valu: Old Times? : 3
All: ¬ ¬
Valu: ok, no. __.
Mike: Well, walking
Konty: where?
Mike: WALKING it's time. _.
Kati: it's true: / but ... THIS IS OUT OF OUR HANDS D:
Mike: I think so. The agency is to 87 streets so here must be hard to grab the ahh .... _.
Kati: ¬ ¬
Mike: Hey, do not forget our cheap
assassination plot and valu
Konty: O_O
Mike: What the word "cheap" does not tell you anything? D:
Konty: What does the word "murder" does not tell you anything? D:
Kati: Michael wants to pay someone to pretend that dies and then blame Sergio
Konty: To go to trial evidence is needed
Mike: I already thought of that
Valu: What? Do you filmed killing the person and go up to you tube? ¬ ¬
Mike: Okay. This is more funny: U

Later Jake: Me?!
Mike: Yes. T_T Please
Jake: Aver, want to go and return to the type it's like you right?
Konty: Yes. I do not think we have fallen so low that
Jake: What do not have a mission or something?
Mike: Yeah, why we are here, but we found some free time to come to your office and wonder ... Why wait ... you have office and not me? ¬ ¬
Jake: Do you want to do the job is not stupid? How about you give me?
Mike: I do not know. __. What do you want?
Jake: I want to make a film *-*
All were watching
Jake: What? ¬ ¬ I love doing everything I see in *-* tv
Konty: Do you watch cartoons much no?
Jake: (He rose from his desk) know that, do it without my (left)
Mike: Well done konty ¬ ¬ (took a role and gives it to Kati)
Valu: What is that?
Mike: The mission, I will give it in writing. They think it's more professional, idiots xD
Kati: (Starts to read) "group of young scientists say they've traveled back in time and have taken photos people building the pyramids" O_O
All: O_O
Konty: Segura is not the newspaper? = /
Kati: O_O I swear that says
Mike: Aver (They pass the paper) Interesting
Valu: What?
Mike: you're involved in
O_O
Valu: Me? = / Oh ... oh ... MACHINE THE TIME! I forgot. __.
Mike: Are you seriously saying that the use?
Valu: Of course not. Does not work. Not because they say that. Travel into the past is impossible
Kati: Well, we have to go
Konty: Where? To Egypt? *-*
Mike: This is a good excuse
Girls: *-*
Mike: but there is no way let us, we must say what
Konty travel, and as for a mission
Mike: We can not, We secrets D: Did you fall?
Konty: No, not yet fall. _.
Valu: Do you push? = DD
Konty: ¬ ¬ and we can not say we're going to visit? D:
Mike: you have to pay
Kati: for something you're rich right?
Mike: Who said I'm rich? ¬ ¬
Konty: xD reliable sources
Mike: I can not bribe people D:
Kati: And why not just go on a junket? D: All silent
Valu
: true. __.
Mike: NO D: I can not IMPOSSIBLE
u_u
Valu: I still do not understand why you can not order a private plane if tourists do not want to go so you do not see
Mike: I do not want tourists to go no ¬ ¬ I see your coffee tastes like lemon juice, no lemon. __.
Kati: Well, buy one at McDonalds and now D:
Mike: as never occurred to me. __.
Valu: So shall we go? *-*
Mike: No = DD
Valu: Now what? ¬ ¬ Passport?
Mike: In Egypt there are cows? = S
All: .___.

On the plane ...
Kati: Murderer
Michael: Just ¬ ¬
Kati: xD comprate Have your fear konty cows?
Michael: Of course not, do nothing ... just ... mujen. _. And ... = S and look at you ... You are looking at D =
Kati: That idiot xD
Michael: I bet this plane with its horrible included coffee that you fear your animal ¬ ¬ also
Kati: Oh, but the animals are so cute = 3 ¬ ¬ not find a
Michael: You'll see that if xD (looked back and saw Konty Valu and sleeping) oh o_o
Kati: What? Bother is all a hobby xD
Michael: Professional ¬ ¬
Kati: Hey You do not really from here you can see the pyramids? O_o
Michael: Rev.'ve never been on a plane
Kati ¬ ¬: ¬ ¬ Bitter're Michael Jackson, you dream and say stupid things all the time D = why do not you fall into this ¬ ¬
Michael: (still observed ) ¬ ¬
Kati:. _. No, I've never been on a plane you happy? ¬ ¬
Michael: And how did you go to Peru rays without getting into a plane? O_O Or how did you come up here without a mount? D =
Kati
: the horses are mounted aircraft
¬ ¬
Michael: Ahh yes, my cousin teaches that, what's your name?
Kati: Cabalgación = D
Michael: Horse ¬ ¬
Kati: Well, we learned English for you ¬ ¬ We do very well as a native as you ¬ ¬ well cost you learn English, eh?
Michael: Nah ... I'm not good at languages. __.
Kati: ay is easy, let me show you ...

[This novel is fully translated into English, but in this part, we will leave your original language, will be only this in cases and / or scenes especiales.Recuerden that the origin of the girls is from Argentina and Michael is Yanki xD]

Kati: Ok, talk to me ... Hello Michael = D
Michael:. __.
Kati: Mike Common
¬ ¬
Michael:. __.
Kati: It's easy D = Common! ¬ ¬
Michael: Hello. __.
Kati: Awww = 3 more tender, well ... emm How was your day? = D
Michael: WTF?
Kati: ¬ ¬ Hey DIRTY WORDS NOT OK?
Michael: OK ¬ ¬
Kati: Oh give orders that do not understand is fun = 3
Michael: Ah? . _.
Kati: Nothing xD ok, then we repeat ... repeat exercise with me OK?
Michael: ok
Kati: "The day is sunny = D
Michael: The day is sunny. _.
Kati: "And we're going to Egypt" = D
Michael: And we're going to Egypt. _.
Kati: "My name is Michael and I'm stupid" = D
Michael: ¬ ¬ You Can go to the hell ¬ ¬
Kati:. _. After that ¬ ¬ dicutiremos
Michael: This is funny: 3
Kati
:. __. Also discuss that if-if ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬

[We return to normal
(¿?)]
Konty: Hey Katie how to say "university" in English?
Kati: University
Konty: ay. _.que
Kati stupid: What do you want to know?
Konty: Valu I help with a letter being sent = D
Valu: TELL THEM THAT NO D =
Mike and Kati: Tell us what? o_O
Konty: They did not have to know about the time machine is in our university? = /
Mike and Kati: "Quee? = O
Valu: o_o emmm ... Hey STUPID AS YOU ARE OF KONTY D =
Konty:. __.
Mike: Why do not you tell us?
Valu: NOT true, is in Egypt, yes yes, I swear (Lying)
Mike: You sure? = /
Valu: I do not believe me T_T (Pretending)
Mike:. __. Losiento (returns to his seat)
Valu continues to write a letter ...

PERDOOOOOOOON for taking D = There were many problems .___. Losiento, here are cap = good = DDD DDDD Read it if you are here is because I read .___. Talk About WHAT I ^ ^ = 3